- Self - Contestant: Excuse me. I won two mini-challenges.
- Self - Contestant: Baby, that's the only thing mini about you, baby, okay?
- Self - Contestant: Tonight we have the privilege and honor of roasting our amazing Miss Congenialities. Ain't no audience tonight. Michelle, don't that kind of remind you of your old concerts from back in the day?
- Self - Contestant: [to Nina West] I know that Drag Race is the Olympics of drag, and, baby, you the stadium.
- Self - Contestant: Hello, judges! I don't know what's scarier, waiting for my test results at the clinic or waiting for a critique from the judges. I know at least one of them will come out positive.
- Self - Contestant: Wow. How will I ever follow that one up? After your set, I really realize that it's so fitting that your name begins with the letters name U-T-I, because you make me extremely uncomfortable and I feel like I need a full bottle of pills to forget about you.
- Self - Contestant: Hi, Ru. How are you? I am such a huge fan of you and your work and all of your hit song.