- Self - Contestant: I'm ready for it to be top four. Let's just keep going, let's keep going.
- Self - Contestant: Yeah, you'll have fun watching it.
- Self - Contestant: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of hap-penis. What does it mean to live? I've gotta find it!
- Self - Contestant: Miss Burner? No, I'm not doing that. Always remember, in case it burns, it's probably gonorrhea.