Interceptor (2022) Poster

(2022)

Chris Hemsworth: TV Salesman

Quotes 

  • Alexander : My fellow Americans, I am Alexander Kessel, son of trust fund billionaire, Alexander Kessel Senior, who you may also know is the current utterly unqualified US ambassador to the United Nations. Now, my associates in Russia control 16 nuclear missiles, and I control the only interceptor missiles that are capable of stopping them. Sixteen American cities have been targeted. 300 million of you will die. One city will be destroyed first so that the rest of you can watch in horror. Missile team one... fire.

    [First Russian missile is launched] 

    Computer voice : Missile launch detected. Missile launch detected. Missile launch detected. Intercept launch expires in 12 minutes.

    Alexander : Now in 12 minutes, that missile I just launched, will pass over my head, at which point, it will be too late for this interceptor to catch it. But which city has been chosen? Is it yours? Wherever it lands, there's no time to run. You can't flee. If you guessed Los Angeles, congratulations. The City of Angels has 23 minutes left to live.

    TV Salesman : [panicked chatter]  Wait a second.

    Alexander : Once Los Angeles is gone, and the fear of every American is at its peak...

    TV Salesman : Wait, wh- we're not closing yet.

    Alexander : I will launch a second wave of 15 nuclear missiles. San Francisco, Seattle, Las Vegas, Cincinnati, Dallas, Denver, Memphis, Chicago, St. Louis, Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia, Miami, New York. And of course, Washington DC.

    [the missile is on a direct course towards L.A.] 

    Alexander : Today... America dies in a paroxysm of fear. America is the greatest lie ever told. American exceptionalism? Maybe once. When the founders got rid of kings. When they declared that all men are created equal. Now they say ours are United States, but when was that true? Was it true during the Civil War? Or Jim Crow? Hell, is it true now? You know, this national lie, it's a festering wound, and it's fatal. There's no Band-Aid to patch it. No, the only way to save our nation and the promise it once held is to erase it. Start over. So maybe then, when we are staring at each other from across the rubble, we will all agree that this time we're going to get America right.

  • Alexander : This is Captain Joanna Julia Collins. J.J. to her friends. A soldier who has fought with honor and courage here today. Now, three years ago, one of our nation's top generals tried to abuse his position of power and force her to have sex with him. Whose career you think was ruined? You should be... showering her with praise, but she's a woman. So instead, her fellow service members put a bounty hunt on photos like this.

    [Kessel shows the sexy photo of Collins to the millions watching, the TV salesman included] 

    TV Salesman : You're an asshole, dude.

    Alexander : I offered her $30 Million to give up her post today. She refused.

    [Missile continues on a destructive course towards the West Coast] 

    Alexander : She took that photo for charity, by the way. What position were you? Were you goalkeeper?

    JJ Collins : Goalkeeper. It's a tough position.

    Alexander : Beg your pardon?

    JJ Collins : You take a lot of hits, concussions, bruised ribs, but the most common injury is dislocated thumbs.

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