Burn Notice (TV Series)

Friends and Family (2009)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

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• Michael Westen : So the good news is, I'm being investigated by the cops and foreign intelligence agencies?

  Sam Axe : Yeah, well it's a change...

• Michael Westen : [visit in prison]  My mom, she's okay?

  Sam Axe : Yeah... She's just a little upset about the uh... ya know, the house blowin' up. It's not the whole house. It's just the uh, ya know, the sun room? I mean it came out okay, but I think the bottom line is, you're better off in here until your ma cools off.

• Sam Axe : Easy on the explosives, Fi. We're trying to nail this guy on corruption charges. Could be tough if he's in little pieces.

  Fiona Glennane : We'll save on shipping.

• Sam Axe : Mike, your new cover ID. You're Tom Wellington Esquire. Lawyer for a shady international investment group.

  Michael Westen : Wellington?

  Sam Axe : Hey, you wanna pick the name, you gotta go to the meeting. And listen to Barry talk about his skin regimen.

• Sam Axe : This guy knows what he's doing. I couldn't have picked a better meeting location myself. I think they'll come in from over there. It's the best visibility. I think our only play is to create a distraction over there.

  Fiona Glennane : How distracting?

  Sam Axe : More than a firecracker, less than a neutron bomb.