Transmission specialist Phil Materi doesn't understand why his wife, Clare, is too tired at the end of the day to give him some "loving". After parenting their two kids all day, as well as doing some part-time cake baking and being a part-time fitness instructor, Clare says she's exhausted, and resents her husband's demands for, ahem, 'servicing'. Phil thinks he can show Clare that it's possible to do the parenting tasks in a more organized, efficient way - leaving her with more energy for bedroom fun 'n games with him. "She thinks she works harder than she actually does," says he. Clare thinks Phil has "no idea" of all the little things she does in a day to keep the household in order while taking care of their family. And she claims Phil is so thoughtlessly messy that it's like having a third kid to clean up after! They're both out to prove the other wrong, and their conjugal happiness is at stake.
—Anonymous