- Michael Westen: I knew a kid once who had it rough growing up, almost as bad as you.
- Joey: What happened to him?
- Michael Westen: He got a job doing a lot of the same stuff that got him into trouble when he was a kid. And he turned out alright.
- Joey: So you're saying I should eat a lot of yogurt...
- Michael Westen: Can't hurt.
- Fiona Glenanne: Well, in my experience, if something is too good to be true, it's best to shoot it. Just in case.
- Madeline Westen: You are doing what's necessary for your family. Trust me, honey. I've been there.
- April Luna: It just seems so crazy. I mean, do you really think they can do anything?
- Madeline Westen: For two little boys who are being knocked around by their father, Michael would take on the Chinese army, honey.
- Fiona Glenanne: You have no idea how painful it was to be under that car and not wire it to explode.
- Fiona Glenanne: I'm just saying, you live above the club. Aren't you curious?
- Michael Westen: You can hear the music through the floor, Sam's got beer in the fridge. Knock yourself out.
- Michael Westen: [first lines - narration] Spies aren't much into nightclubs. In a career where hearing loss is a serious operational concern and crowds of strangers have to be constantly monitored, they just don't seem like much fun.
- Sam Axe: [begrudgingly agreeing to help with Michael's latest case] When the time comes to rescue a bunch of rich women trapped in a brewery, you better step up.
- Michael Westen: [narration] The same things people are afraid of as kids, scare them when they're adults: fear of the dark, for example. Fear of being alone. And above all, fear of the unknown.
- Michael Westen: Don't get caught. I don't want to have to explain why I let a 13 year old drive a car.
- Michael Westen: [last lines - narration] When the devil himself is offering the thing you want most... sometimes you dance with the devil.
- Michael Westen: I'm in.