Jonas (TV Series)

Band's Best Friend (2009)

Nate Hartley: Carl Schuster

Quotes 

• Carl : It's the fact that you're famous made me a little...

  Kevin Lucas : Annoying?

  Carl : Yeah and...

  Kevin Lucas : ...obnoxious

  Carl : Sure but...

  Kevin Lucas : [reading a dictionary]  "Troublesome, fastidious, irksome..."

  Nick Lucas : I think he gets it, Kevin

  Kevin Lucas : [closes dictionary angrily] 

• Kevin Lucas : You read my e-mails?

  Carl : Just the ones you already opened.

  Nick Lucas : [to Kevin]  I told you "kevinspassword" was a bad password.

• Tom Lucas : Last time I saw you, you were wearing your alien ninja costume! I didn't think you ever took that off!

  Carl : Got it on under the shirt, sir.

  Tom Lucas : Well, wear it proudly. You know, Joe still wears his dinosaur underwear.

  Joe : That was one time.

  [Looks embarrassed] 

  Joe : Including today.

• Carl : Why are we up at 6 am again?

  Kevin Lucas : We're rock stars, sleeping is for... not rock stars!

• Carl : [pointing to a bunch of letters]  We gotta read all these?

  Nick Lucas : We're gonna answer all these.

  Kevin Lucas : [writing]  Dear Sophie

  [pause as he writes] 

  Kevin Lucas : Yes, we really are brothers.

  [pause] 

  Kevin Lucas : and you are right, I am the cutest

  [everyone stares] 

  Kevin Lucas : love, Kevin.

  Kevin Lucas : [throws letter to Carl]  You can lick all the envelopes.

  Joe Lucas : One down, a whole lot to go!

• Kevin Lucas : You'd rather sort through the stuffed animals we get from our fans?

  Carl : It's gotta be better than this.

  Nick Lucas : Check it out, Kevin likes wooden creatures, I like things that swim and Joe likes things that make noise.

  Carl : What about this?

  [picks up a teddy bear with a snorkel that makes a funny noise]