Doc Hammer: Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Henchman 21, Billy Quizboy, Shore Leave
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Quotes
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Billy Quizboy : It's actually kind of amazing. We accidentally built a miniature anti-gravity engine.
Dr. Venture : Go Team Venture.
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Dr. Venture : I don't see a wedding ring.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : I'm wearing gloves.
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Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : The crime scene cliche here tells a different story.
Mantilla : Yeah, it started as kind of a checklist, then I had all these pictures, then I got some... yarn. You never set out to make an "I'm crazy" wall, but ya know. They happen. It's an organic thing.
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The Monarch : I'm sorry for everything. I just... dig in.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : You dig in. I know you, sweetie.
The Monarch : Oh. So you know I'm Dr Venture, plus baboon? Fucking baboon.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : You are the Monarch. That Dr Venture, he makes my skin crawl. You make me feel like the luckiest woman in the world. You're not the same.
The Monarch : So, what now? I spent my entire life arching... me. I'm pathetic.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Honey, you're a Greek myth. You're pitted in the eternal battle against the worst aspects of yourself. The Guild, it can't touch a rivalry like that. He's all yours, if you want.
The Monarch : Or maybe I should just... give this all up.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : It's your choice. I'll stand by you either way. Tell me what to do.
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[last lines]
[Rusty gets his pants pulled down by an invisible Dr Girlfriend]
Dr. Venture : Oh, come on! Who did that? Who's there?
The Monarch : Feel the sting of The Mighty Monarch!
Henchman 21 : Yes! We are back!
The Monarch : [in agony] Mark my words: I will get you, Dr. Venture! You can't hide from the villainous wrath of your better self! I am radiant and vitalized by the blood of the ferocious baboon! Now somebody call me an Uber!
Dr. Venture : knew this was coming. Brock, aren't you gonna... get him?
Brock : Yeah, I've had enough for tonight. I'ma just get him an Uber.
Henchman 21 : [to Rusty] Pawned!
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Henchman 21 : Don't go into the gallery.
The Monarch : I'm not gonna look at your porn.
Mantilla : Oh, you have no idea how much you don't wanna see his porn.
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Mantilla : Ugh, when guys get comfortable somewhere, they always start peeing in bottles. What is wrong with them?
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Ugh, who the hell knows?
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The Monarch : I can't believe we stayed for your over-the-hill rent-a-cop. Why didn't we just leave him and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Venture : We didn't stay for Hatred. We stayed because if we leave, the building'll kill a bunch of people.
The Monarch : ...So?
Henchman 21 : Dude!
Dr. Venture : And that's why I'm always the hero and you're always the villain.
