Sorrell Booke: Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg

Quotes 

• Jefferson D. Hogg : [coughing, having just been pulled through a chimney by the Ghost of Christmas Present]  Oh, dang it all to heck!

  [more coughing] 

  Jefferson D. Hogg : Can't you guys ever use the door like everybody else?

• Boss Hogg : Now that's what I call a stroke of genius. Instead of burnin' rubber for the rest of his natural life, Luke Duke's gonna be burnin' garbage!

  [chuckles wickedly] 

• Uncle Jesse : Phew, I'm drier then a swamp frog in the summertime.

  [drinks from a water sack] 

  Boss Hogg : [shouting]  Hey, Jesse! Quit the lollygaggin' out there, you take a break for water when I tell you too, hear?

  Ghost of Christmas Future : He can't hear you, my tubby little friend.