- Daisy Duke: Oh, the turn-off at cousin Willy's place is just ahead.
- Vance Duke: Sorry Daisy, thanks to Boss Hogg's dirty trick, we don't have time for visiting Willy like we planned.
- Daisy Duke: Oh, fellas, we promised. Are you gonna let 'em think the US American Dukes don't keep their word?
- Vance Duke: Ok, Daisy, you win. Tell 'em we're on our way
- [hands over the CB]
- Daisy Duke: [gasps] I can hardly wait to meet a real kissin' cousin. What's this surprise you've geen hinting at, cousin Willy?
- Cousin Willy: Friend of yours?
- Vance Duke: Not hardly. Us Dukes don't take up with flim-flammin' double crossers like him.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh, what you gonna do, chubby buddy?
- Boss Hogg: Git me some help outta my little black book.
- [whips the book out of his jacket pocket]
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh! Ooh! You mean your little secret list of tricky, sneaky rotten type folks all over the world?
- Boss Hogg: Exactly. And then we'll give them Dukes a big surprise!
- Daisy Duke: Hoppin' animals with pockets and birds that can't fly? Well you sure got some weird critters in this country.