- Bo Duke: Old Boss Hogg done it to us again!
- Daisy Duke: Ain't it amazing how he keeps coming up with one sneaky no good trick after another?
- Luke Duke: Well, with Boss cheating's as natural as squealing to a pig.
- Daisy Duke: Boss has creamed us before, but not with real cream.
- Bo Duke: Now we know how it feels to be a strawberry shortcake.
- Daisy Duke: [reading from a brochure] A lot of famous musicians came from Austria. Like Mozart, Beethoven and Straus.
- Bo Duke: It'd be nice to go see some entertainment Saturday night. If them famous musician fellers is playing anywhere near town.
- Daisy Duke: Oh Bo, you stop your joshin'. You know they was all born hundreds of years ago.
- Luke Duke: You're right, Daisy. Who's gonna pay to see a band with fellers that old?