- Boss Hogg: Outta gas? Us? Hoo, Rosco, you knucklehead, you musta had the mechanic put that valve on our tank.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Well, he mighta misunderstood me, Boss. You see, my Spanish is just a might shaky.
- Boss Hogg: Shaky?
- [hits Rosco with his hat]
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh!
- Boss Hogg: Shakey?
- [hits Rosco with his hat again]
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh!
- Boss Hogg: You couldn't get hot sause in a Barcelona barbeque!
- Bo Duke: Where'd you learn that English?
- Peppino: In school.
- Luke Duke: You sure speak it nice, almost as good as me.
- Daisy Duke: Even gooder.
- [giggles]
- Boss Hogg: [strugling with a walkie talkie] What no good crook sold this cheap radio to Hazzard county anyhow?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: You did, Boss.
- [Flash chuckles]
- Boss Hogg: Oh. Well, it ain't so bad, haha.
- Daisy Duke: Well look yonder, fellas. It's one of them quaint little old wooden bridges.
- Luke Duke: Better slow down a might, Bo.
- Bo Duke: I would, 'cept we don't know where quaint little old Boss Hogg is at the moment. Hang on, y'all.
- [puts on some extra speed and drives through the wooden bridge right into the water]
- Bo Duke: Say now, would you look at this?
- Peppino: What is it, Señor Bo?
- Bo Duke: It's a tire track. And it's an American tire track, too.
- Luke Duke: The kind that Boss Hogg's car makes.
- Daisy Duke: Boss Hogg? Now what would he be doin' here?
- Bo Duke: Beats me, I thought stealin' horses was the only thing Boss didn't do.
- Rodolfo: Don Carlos, I cannot ride on promises. I have been offered another horse, and I must take him.
- Don Carlos: I don't know what to say.
- Señor Geraldo: Say "Adios", Don Carlos!
- [laughs wickedly]