- [first lines]
- Brett Erlich: I always kind of liked Michael Bay.
- Ellen Fox: I think he relies to much on special effects.
- [a car alarm goes off. Ellen kicks the car in the wheel and the car turns into a transformer, destroying Ellen]
- Brett Erlich: Oh crap! Decepticon! I gotta roll.
- [turns into a car with the license plate "BRETT" and drives off]