- Sherry Cleckler: Are you sure this is really about Allan Gore and not about you wantin' to be reckless?
- Candy Montgomery: Maybe a little of both. But, also men, they get to go their jobs and live in their careers, and we just stay home and... God, that's supposed to be enough.
- Don Crowder: I see some of you squirming in your seats, like you suddenly got pine cones up your butts. Well, I tell you, if you ever did get a pine cone up your keister, you'd be squealing like a pig. And Jackie Ponder would be the first one runnin' to your aid. So, let's run to hers. Not the time to be high-horse, moral dopes.