White Collar (TV Series)
Pilot (2009)
Matt Bomer: Neal Caffrey
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Quotes
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Neal Caffrey : [pouting after finding out an attractive agent is a lesbian] Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that?
Peter Burke : That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.
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Peter Burke : You are way out of your league.
Neal Caffrey : Ah, harmless flirting. It's like a dance.
Peter Burke : Naa, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.
Neal Caffrey : Umm, she digs the hat.
Peter Burke : Mmm, she'd rather be wearing the hat.
[Neal, at first, has a confused look on his face, then he opens his mouth as he gets it]
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Neal Caffrey : [Neal and FBI Agent Burke enter a church under restoration. The priest asks them to leave, so Neal has to convince him to let them stay] Please father, my best friend is having a crisis of the soul. He is a married man and he has the most devastatingly beautiful assistant at work. A very provocative woman. He's been tempted. More than tempted. I have details.
Priest : It's very common with men his age. Unfortunately, very common.
Neal Caffrey : And I want to confront him about this before he tears apart his life. He has a lot of faults. I mean, don't get me started, he's a mess, but he's very spiritual. I know this is the place where my words will have the most effect.
Priest : This is the City of Churches. We're closed. Surely there's another place...
Neal Caffrey : This is where he was married.
Priest : Five minutes.
Neal Caffrey : Sorry about that. We got five.
Peter Burke : Did you just lie to a priest?
Neal Caffrey : Do you find Diana attractive?
Peter Burke : Sure.
Neal Caffrey : Then we're good.
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Peter Burke : You're in my house? On my couch? With my wife?
Neal Caffrey : Oh, hi Satchmo!
[petting Burke's dog]
Peter Burke : And you're petting my dog...
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Neal Caffrey : [Peter insults Neal then wants more relationship advice] No more relationship advice from this side of the car. Call doctor Phil.
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Peter Burke : [Peter runs down the stairs, after getting a call that Neal's GPS anklet was set off, only to find Neal chatting with his wife on the couch] You're on my couch.
Neal Caffrey : Yeah, I came to talk to you. And Peter, I have to say, you have such an amazing wife.
Peter Burke : Yeah, I like her. Get off my couch.
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Neal Caffrey : Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.
Peter Burke : You told him?
Elizabeth Burke : Oh, he said he wanted to make sure I wasn't seeing anybody else. Honey, it's cute.
Neal Caffrey : I think it's adorable.
Peter Burke : I'm putting you back in prison.
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Neal Caffrey : You said, if I found a nicer place for the same price, I should take it.
Peter Burke : I did say that.
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Neal Caffrey : I watch her granddaughter from time to time.
Peter Burke : She's got you babysitting?
Cindy : [June's gorgeous granddaughter walks in] Hi, Neal.
Peter Burke : Granddaughter?
Neal Caffrey : She's an art student.
Peter Burke : Unbelievable.
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Peter Burke : You look like a cartoon.
Neal Caffrey : This is classic Rat Pack. This is a Devore.
Peter Burke : Oh, sorry Dino.
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Peter Burke : You carrying?
Neal Caffrey : You know I don't like guns.
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Vincent : This has been here since 1952.
Neal Caffrey : It's been here less than a week.
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Neal Caffrey : That's the same suit you were wearing last time you arrested me.
Peter Burke : Classics never go out of style.
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Peter Burke : Let me see it
[referring to Neal's ankle monitor]
Peter Burke : . You understand how this works?
Neal Caffrey : I"m being released into the custody of the FBI under your supervision and this thing chafing my leg. Anything I'm missing?
Peter Burke : Yeah, if you run and I catch you, which I will because I'm 2-0, you're not back here for 4 years, you're back here for good. You're gonna be tempted to look for Kate. Don't.
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Peter Burke : You moved?
Neal Caffrey : [Looking around Park Avenue manson] Yeah, it's nicer than the other place don't you think?
Peter Burke : Yeah, I don't remember the other place having a view.