- Crowley: Listen. Hear that?
- Aziraphale: I don't hear anything.
- Crowley: That's the point. No nightingales.
- The Metatron: For one prince of Heaven to be cast into the outer darkness makes a good story. For it to happen twice, makes it look like there is some kind of institutional problem.
- Crowley: You know, Alpha Centauri's nice. Always wanted to go there. Couple of decent planets. No nightlife to speak of.
- Muriel: Can I... Can I take a book with me? I was looking at one earlier. They're like people, only portable.
- Nina: Why do they keep blowing up?
- Aziraphale: Well, it's all a bit complicated. The circle, it's a gateway, but if you step into it and you aren't prepared, it can discorporate you completely.
- Nina: Does what you say make sense in your head?
- Crowley: Right, nice knowing you both. Let's say goodbye forever and pretend none of this ever happened, yeah?