Groucho Marx: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx - Host : How'd you get this job? There must have been a lot of gorillas out for the same job, wasn't there? You had the most hair?

  Gordon Scott : No. I was the lifeguard at the Hotel Sahara in Las Vegas.

  Groucho Marx - Host : Lifeguard in Vegas? What'd they do - pull 'em off the crap tables?

  [turns to studio audience] 

  Groucho Marx - Host : When they're going down for the third time.