- Patrick Jane: If you stopped seeing the world in terms of what you like and what you dislike, and saw things for what they truly are in themselves, you would find a great deal more peace in your life.
- Teresa Lisbon: So? What'd you learn?
- Patrick Jane: Oh, that was just a control question. The next question I ask him is a critical question.
- Teresa Lisbon: You know what? I don't need my gun. I could just hit you with my chair.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, I think you'll find it's bolted to the floor.
- [final lines of the episode]
- Patrick Jane: I'm touched that you would risk your career for me. That means a lot to me.
- Teresa Lisbon: If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of someone I respect and admire for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future, you'd be a little bit more mature and responsible in your behavior.
- Patrick Jane: I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.
- Teresa Lisbon: I should've let you rot in jail.
- Virgil Minelli: Is this true, Jane? You were spying on Bosco's team?
- Patrick Jane: Spying is such an ugly word. More just keeping a friendly eye on things.
- Patrick Jane: Charge me. I'll see you in court. I'm not going to leave the CBI just cause you tell me to.
- Sam Bosco: If I charge you, you'll go to jail. Now. Today. And you can't apply for bail until Tuesday. So that's 3 days and nights in jail.
- Patrick Jane: That's a new experience. I welcome it.
- Teresa Lisbon: That's interesting, but you could have told me that on the phone.
- Patrick Jane: I needed a visitor. So I could get into the visitors' room.
- Teresa Lisbon: How I wish I had my gun.
- Patrick Jane: Crimefighting's hard. Suck it up.
- Teresa Lisbon: No. No. I was only saying that because that's what Rigsby and the guys were just saying. Uh, it's total nonsense. Sam Bosco is a happily married man. He hasn't the faintest interest in me that way. I have no influence on him whatsoever.
- Patrick Jane: The guys noticed it too? I'm impressed. He's very recessive in his passions. Hard to spot that he'd kill and die for you.
- Teresa Lisbon: Trust me. You are *way* off.
- Patrick Jane: Interesting puzzle you present. Lies and truth all mixed together.
- Patrick Jane: [to the culprit] Uh, yes. It's me they're after, not you. And there is no DNA evidence either. That's scientific forensics. That's - that's very overrated. Thank you for the tea.
- Boo: What you in for?
- Patrick Jane: Oh, me? Uh, eavesdropping on a state agent. You?
- Boo: They say I raped and murdered a guy, stabbed him to death.
- Patrick Jane: Oh.
- Boo: But it's not true.
- Patrick Jane: Well, that's good.
- Boo: We had consensual sex. THEN I stabbed him to death.
- [on the phone]
- Patrick Jane: Agent Rigsby, CBI. I'm on my way to your location. I have a couple of questions I wanted to ask you first. Discreetly.
- Roddy Gerber: Yeah?
- Patrick Jane: I've heard from a couple of reliable sources that you and Kirby Hines were having an affair. Some kind of sexual relationship.
- Roddy Gerber: That's a damn lie!
- Patrick Jane: Are you sure, Roddy? Lying to a CBI agent is a very serious offense.
- Roddy Gerber: I was in the Marine Corps!
- Patrick Jane: Oh really? Well, that says it all. I'm ex-Army. Marine Corps suck eggs! But hey, no point in arguing over the phone. We'll sort this out when I get to your location. Semper Fi, sissy-britches!
- Wayne Rigsby: I feel like Jane knows about us.
- Grace Van Pelt: No, he doesn't. How would he know?
- Wayne Rigsby: I know we've been cool. It's just... it feels like he knows.
- Grace Van Pelt: You're being paranoid.
- Wayne Rigsby: Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean Jane doesn't know.
- Teresa Lisbon: Hey Bosco, what's up?
- Sam Bosco: You're not gonna like what I'm about to do, but you're gonna have to deal with it.
- Teresa Lisbon: What?
- Patrick Jane: Hey, Bosco.
- Sam Bosco: Hi Jane, you're under arrest.
- Teresa Lisbon: What the hell? What are you doing, Bosco?
- Sam Bosco: [to a member of his team] Hook him up!
- Sam Bosco: You and me, we always had a good working relationship. And I hope that can continue.
- Teresa Lisbon: Okay, I listened.
- Sam Bosco: So we're cool?
- Teresa Lisbon: You did what you thought was right. I need to think about it before I know we're cool.
- Sam Bosco: Okay... Fair enough.
- Sam Bosco: See that's my exact point. There *is* a problem. There is no rule bending in the CBI. You two guys are good agents, but Jane has corrupted you.
- Wayne Rigsby: No he hasn't.
- Sam Bosco: So you were ready to bend the rules *before* he got here?
- Kimball Cho: Thanks for your time.
- Sam Bosco: Nice talking to you.
- Virgil Minelli: Lisbon. I had a horrible dream. I dreamt that Jane escaped the County Jail. I dreamt that the Sheriff, the AG, and the District Super all called to *yell* at me. Now, you're going to wake me up, yes?
- Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry, sir. I have no excuse for him. He is beyond out of line.
- Teresa Lisbon: Don't make me go there, Sam.
- Sam Bosco: What are you saying *exactly*?
- Teresa Lisbon: You know what I'm saying. I'll talk about what happened 8 years ago.
- Sam Bosco: You'd go there?... I don't believe you.
- Teresa Lisbon: Believe me. Here I am.
- Ted Luscom: You don't know it, but you people are just tools of the United Nations.
- Patrick Jane: Oh yeah, we know it. They told us last June, laid it all out.
- Ted Luscom: Say what?
- Patrick Jane: It was a change of policy. Had a big secretive meeting, told us exactly who we're working for. That, my friend, was an eye opener. I'll tell you, wow.
- Ted Luscom: Are you mocking me?
- Patrick Jane: I'm serious.
- [whispering]
- Patrick Jane: They told us the whole grand plan...
- Teresa Lisbon: Hush! Ignore him, Mr. Luscom.
- Escort Deputy: The arresting officer advises protective custody.
- Deputy Bulger: Are you a cop or a child rapist?
- Patrick Jane: Neither.
- Kimball Cho: Where were you yesterday, Ted?
- Ted Luscom: Well, I was several places, Kimball.
- Kimball Cho: We're gonna need a list.
- Ted Luscom: We? I only see one of you.
- Kimball Cho: I, and the state machinery of oppression's gonna need a list.
- Dooley Gerber: What the hell are you talking about? You said you had Kirby's killer.
- Patrick Jane: Not yet. But I like to be an optimist.
- Wayne Rigsby: Local P. D. Stomped all over the scene. Don't think forensics will be any use.
- Teresa Lisbon: It's like they don't even watch TV. Every toddler knows this stuff.
- Patrick Jane: Bad luck to kill large birds. Unless you eat them. You didn't eat them, did you?
- Roddy Gerber: Hell, no.
- Axel: Ha! But you admit you shot them though.
- Roddy Gerber: They're vultures, man! Think I'm gonna give up a million bucks over a couple ugly bastards who eat dead people?