Glee (TV Series)

The Power of Madonna (2010)

Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams

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Quotes 

• Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I am not down with this. I like being a dude.

  Finn Hudson : That's because it's easy to be a dude.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Uh, Mr. Schue, I think we're gonna need a new baritone, 'cause Finn would like to become Finnessa.

  Will Schuester : Wait, h... hold on, Puck. Finn has a point. I mean, haven't you noticed how low morale has been around here lately?

  Artie Abrams : I have. I think the way I was objectifying Tina may have sent her over the edge.

  [flashback] 

  Artie Abrams : Hey, girl.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : My eyes are up here! I am a person with feelings! Get out of my grill! I am a powerful woman, and my growing feminism will cut you in half like a righteous blade of equality!

  [return to real time] 

  Finn Hudson : We've been treating the girls like crap; not caring about their feelings, not listening, objectifying. That's the right word, right, Mr. Schue?

  Will Schuester : That's right.

  Finn Hudson : Objectifying.

  Kurt Hummel : As an honorary girl, I have to agree. This team shouldn't work, but it does because we respect each other's talent. And if we want to take it to the next level, we have to start respecting each other as individuals. Really see each other. Why were you singing with us, Mr. Schue?

  Will Schuester : Because, apparently... I need to learn that lesson.

• Artie Abrams : I would get down on one knee if I could.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Why would you propose to me? You don't even like me.

  Artie Abrams : Stop. That's where you're wrong. I was really rude to you. You're awesome. And you shouldn't change unless you want to. And if you want to get up on this, just let me know.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Yep. That's more like it.

• Santana Lopez : He's a spy, Mr. Schuester. I would know.

  Will Schuester : Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. I saw all the paperwork, I spoke with his parents.

  Jesse St. James : They winter in Bali. It's a very expensive phone call.

  Will Schuester : Jesse just moved in with his uncle, which is in our school district. It's all above board, guys. He goes to this school now.

  Artie Abrams : But this isn't fair.

  Will Schuester : Guys! Everyone who's ever auditioned for this group has gotten in. That's how we do things here. Okay? To suddenly change the rules now, that would be unfair.