Glee (TV Series)

Laryngitis (2010)

Matthew Morrison: Will Schuester

Quotes 

• Kurt Hummel : [after singing "Pink Houses"]  Is there something wrong, Mr. Schue?

  Will Schuester : I don't really think you got the point of the assignment. This was about finding a song that expresses who you are. That song really didn't sound like you.

  Kurt Hummel : Well, I'm sorry if I didn't live up to your expectations.

  Will Schuester : No, no. This group needs you to be you, Kurt. You can literally do things that no one else can.

  Kurt Hummel : I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

  Will Schuester : Don't lose track of who you are just because it might be easier to be somebody else.

• Will Schuester : All right, guys, let's get things started.

  Rachel Berry : As I was first on the sign-up sheet, I'll kick things off.

  Will Schuester : Okay.

  Rachel Berry : I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb", because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you - my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.

• Will Schuester : Wait, what are these?

  Rachel Berry : My vitamin supplements. I'm taking them three times a day. I'm exhausted. I even felt a tickle in the back of my throat, and I never get sick.

  Will Schuester : I just don't understand why you're so tired all of a sudden.

  Rachel Berry : Because every song I sing in here is a solo. As you know, I have perfect pitch, which also means I have a very sensitive ear. None of them were singing. I knew I needed proof, so I had a little talk with Lauren Zizes, president of the AV Club.

• Will Schuester : I am very disappointed in you guys.

  Finn Hudson : Can't believe you narced on us.

  Rachel Berry : Don't get mad at me for exposing your laziness. I'm tired of carrying all of your weight. Regionals is in a month, guys.

  Will Schuester : I'm just trying to understand what's going on here. Finn, why did you stop singing?

  Finn Hudson : 'Cause you started giving all the male leads to Jesse. It kind of shook my confidence, you know?

  Santana Lopez : [sighing]  Oh, what difference does it make? Everyone knows that my job here is to look hot.

  Quinn Fabray : My baby hormones are making me moody.

  Brittany S. Pierce : There are so many lyrics.

  Will Schuester : Okay, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. A glee club is about a myriad of voices coming together as one. All right? This ends now.

• Rachel Berry : Here are the glee club members who are not pulling their weight.

  Will Schuester : This is half the club.