Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Mask (2010)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Hannah : You and your ex-girlfriend...
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah. What? Who? Sarah?
Hannah : Yeah. Morgan said you guys were done.
Hannah : 100% done-zo. Why?
[sees Sarah with Daniel Shaw on TV monitor]
Hannah : That is her, right? Any idea what she's doing here? Other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good-looking date of hers.
Chuck Bartowski : Ridiculously good... Him? Him? Nah. Yeah, if you're into strong kind, of Superman-y type of a guy.
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Chuck Bartowski : Are you sure you're okay with the whole Hannah thing?
Sarah Walker : Oh, I shouldn't have given you a hard time. She's great and...
Chuck Bartowski : How do you think I feel about you and Shaw? I mean, you two are perfect together. It's disgusting.
Sarah Walker : Oh.
Chuck Bartowski : In-in-in a heartwarming kind of way. Look, all I know is the guy carried you of Castle on his back while you were both dying. So if I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero. Right?
Sarah Walker : What can I say? I have a type.
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Vasillis : You've killed us all, you idiot!
Chuck Bartowski : Well, there's a counteragent, right? Where is it?
Vasillis : In a vase!
Chuck Bartowski : There's hundred of them. Which one?
Vasillis : How am I supposed to know? I wasn't going to steal it personally!
Chuck Bartowski : Oh, I see. And I'm the idiot.
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John Casey : Time's up, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : No, Casey, wait! I've found the counteragent. Meet me in the Control Room.
John Casey : When do I get to blow something up?
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Hannah : How about you bring me on your next install?
Chuck Bartowski : Whoa, whoa. Easy there. Before you can run, you must first learn to crawl, young grasshopper.
Hannah : Ok. Well, maybe you would prefer to go with Jeff, then. Just the two of you into that tiny hot Nerd Mobile.
Chuck Bartowski : Well played, newbie. Next assignment, you get to ride shotgun.
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Daniel Shaw : Any questions? Concerns?
Sarah Walker : You mean other than us bringing a civilian on the mission?
John Casey : I do have some new tranq darts I'd like to try out.
Chuck Bartowski : No. No. I can handle Hannah. Besides, she can cover for me in my Nerd Herd duties in case you guys need to call in the big guns... That would be me... When I say big guns, I'm referring to the Intersect. To myself. Do I need a flash? Glad we had this conversation.
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Chuck Bartowski : Guys, look, I appreciat a ticker tape parade just like the next guy. But come on, I got a great team.
Daniel Shaw : And that brings us to our next point of business.
Sarah Walker : Well, uh, Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was originally designed so that agents could work autonomously.
Daniel Shaw : We're your training wheels. And your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.