- Daniel Shaw: Walker and Bartowski turn off their mic for some reason?
- John Casey: No, I did. Those two gab like schoolgirls when they're out in the field. It's murder on the ears.
- Hannah: You and your ex-girlfriend...
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah. What? Who? Sarah?
- Hannah: Yeah. Morgan said you guys were done.
- Hannah: 100% done-zo. Why?
- [sees Sarah with Daniel Shaw on TV monitor]
- Hannah: That is her, right? Any idea what she's doing here? Other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good-looking date of hers.
- Chuck Bartowski: Ridiculously good... Him? Him? Nah. Yeah, if you're into strong kind, of Superman-y type of a guy.
- Daniel Shaw: We have to abort... We don't have a choice. Vasillis and I have a history.
- Sarah Walker: Are you sure he remembers you?
- Daniel Shaw: You tend to remember the guy who set your face on fire.
- Vasillis: [Watching surveillance of Chuck] Oh, he's good. A real Casanova, this one. He used the blonde to get into the vault, and seduced the computer girl to access the security system. It's time to see how cold-hearted our thief really is.
- Sarah Walker: Ok. We need to talk.
- Daniel Shaw: About what?
- Sarah Walker: About everything, about professional boundaries, about you bringing me coffee to work every morning, and noticing that I like to chew on my swizzle sticks. You're embarrassing us both. We are just colleagues. And that is all we are *ever* going to be! So please keep your coffee and your cheesy come ons to yourself. Okay? Got that?... Good, let's get back to work.
- Daniel Shaw: I feel like I should apologize to Colonel Casey.
- John Casey: [Casey enters drinking coffee] Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. Just the way I like it. Black and bitter.
- Chuck Bartowski: Are you sure you're okay with the whole Hannah thing?
- Sarah Walker: Oh, I shouldn't have given you a hard time. She's great and...
- Chuck Bartowski: How do you think I feel about you and Shaw? I mean, you two are perfect together. It's disgusting.
- Sarah Walker: Oh.
- Chuck Bartowski: In-in-in a heartwarming kind of way. Look, all I know is the guy carried you of Castle on his back while you were both dying. So if I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero. Right?
- Sarah Walker: What can I say? I have a type.
- Morgan Grimes: I don't think he wants us to know that he's gone to the... dark place.
- Ellie Bartowski: ...Oh, you don't mean...
- Morgan Grimes: Yeah. Junior year. When Jill dumped him, sat in his room and played Golden Eye for what, 3 months? Wonder if you can get bed sores from playing video games?
- Vasillis: You've killed us all, you idiot!
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, there's a counteragent, right? Where is it?
- Vasillis: In a vase!
- Chuck Bartowski: There's hundred of them. Which one?
- Vasillis: How am I supposed to know? I wasn't going to steal it personally!
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh, I see. And I'm the idiot.
- John Casey: Time's up, Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: No, Casey, wait! I've found the counteragent. Meet me in the Control Room.
- John Casey: When do I get to blow something up?
- Hannah: How about you bring me on your next install?
- Chuck Bartowski: Whoa, whoa. Easy there. Before you can run, you must first learn to crawl, young grasshopper.
- Hannah: Ok. Well, maybe you would prefer to go with Jeff, then. Just the two of you into that tiny hot Nerd Mobile.
- Chuck Bartowski: Well played, newbie. Next assignment, you get to ride shotgun.
- Daniel Shaw: Any questions? Concerns?
- Sarah Walker: You mean other than us bringing a civilian on the mission?
- John Casey: I do have some new tranq darts I'd like to try out.
- Chuck Bartowski: No. No. I can handle Hannah. Besides, she can cover for me in my Nerd Herd duties in case you guys need to call in the big guns... That would be me... When I say big guns, I'm referring to the Intersect. To myself. Do I need a flash? Glad we had this conversation.
- Chuck Bartowski: Guys, look, I appreciat a ticker tape parade just like the next guy. But come on, I got a great team.
- Daniel Shaw: And that brings us to our next point of business.
- Sarah Walker: Well, uh, Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was originally designed so that agents could work autonomously.
- Daniel Shaw: We're your training wheels. And your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off.