The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary (2009)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : I just told her you're an aerospace engineer and you speak five languages.
Howard Wolowitz : Six, if you count Klingon.
Leonard Hofstadter : Girls don't count Klingon, Howard. Right?
Penny : Right.
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Penny : [after sex] Wow. You really are a genius.
Leonard Hofstadter : Not really. I Googled how to do that.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Still can't believe she's going out with me.
Raj Koothrappali : Nobody can.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.
Penny : The problem isn't what's on the inside. It's the creepy candy coating.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.
Sheldon Cooper : Photographic is a misnomer; I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times, most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May 7th. You had turkey and complained it was dry.
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[Leonard is asking Penny to set Howard up with one of her friends]
Penny : You mean you thought a good time to bring this up would be right after sex?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well... I sure as hell wasn't gonna bring it up *before* sex. *During*, I was trying to remember what I read on Google.
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Penny : OK, I gotta go.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Penny : Because last time I didn't go, I ended up playing Mystic Warlords of Ka.
Howard Wolowitz : Not Ka, *Ka'a*.
Penny : Buh-aye.
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Leonard Hofstadter : How about that? Albert Einstein was wrong.
Penny : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Points at Howard and Bernadette] Approaching them does.
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : All right, Raj has played his Phantom Warlord card. And I am going to back him up with my Strangling Vines.
[in Jar Jar Binks accent]
Howard Wolowitz : Choke on that, Sucka!
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay. Well then, I'll just *cut* your Vines with my Ruby Sword. That's right, I did it, I cut 'em.
Penny : Um... I have a question.
Leonard Hofstadter : Warlord beats Troll; Troll beats Elf; Elf beats Water Sprite, and basically everything beats Enchanted Bunny.
Howard Wolowitz : Unless you have the Carrot of Power.
Penny : Okay, I've got another question. When does this get fun?
Howard Wolowitz : Are we going to talk or are we going to play Mystic Warlords of Ka'a?
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Howard Wolowitz : Leonard, a pact is a pact. You have to get Penny to fix me up.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not that simple. What am I supposed to say, "Penny, do you have any friends you'd like to never hear from again?"
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Howard Wolowitz : You and I made a pact that if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend, that person would have his girlfriend hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I don't remember that.
Sheldon Cooper : June 30th, 2004.