The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary (2009)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay!
Wil Wheaton : Did that guy just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?
Stuart : I believe so.
Wil Wheaton : What is wrong with him?
Stuart : Everyone has a different theory.
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Sheldon Cooper : Wil Wheaton, my old friend. I've chased you 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's Flames!
Raj Koothrappali : You know, you keep quoting "Wrath of Khan" but he was in "Next Generation?" It's a totally different set of characters.
Sheldon Cooper : Silence!
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Sheldon Cooper : It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth on my all-time enemies list, right between director Joel Schumacher who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise, and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me and put dog poo on the handles of my bicycle.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.
Sheldon Cooper : Photographic is a misnomer; I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times, most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May 7th. You had turkey and complained it was dry.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [screaming] WHEATON! WHEATON! WHEATON!
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Stuart Bloom : Hey, Sheldon, the new Green Lantern figurine's coming in tomorrow. Want me to set one aside for you?
Sheldon : Thank you. You just robbed me of the opportunity to stumble upon the figurine and make the oh-so-satisfying journey from discovery to desire to possession.
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Sheldon Cooper : I came here to defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who destroyed my dreams. But, I can't defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who loved his mee-maw.
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Howard Wolowitz : You and I made a pact that if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend, that person would have his girlfriend hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I don't remember that.
Sheldon Cooper : June 30th, 2004.
