- M.O.D.O.K.: Paste Pot Pete. Egh. That name doesn't exactly strike fear into people, Pete!
- Paste Pot Pete: Oh yeah? Well, you guys are jerks.
- M.O.D.O.K.: We're bad guys, Pete! We're supposed to be jerks, Pete!
- Trapster: From now on, call me The Trapster.
- Abomination: Uh, no. We'll stick to calling you Pete.
- Trapster: Okay, how about The Mean Guy Who Does Things?
- M.O.D.O.K.: Really, Pete, you brought this upon yourself. I mean, just what is a paste pot, anyways?
- Iron Man: I'm not good with names but I never forget an invisible forcefield. That's the Fantastic Four!
- Human Torch: Whoohoo! You're pretty fast, Falcon, but the Human Torch is too hot to handle!
- Falcon: So tell me, Torch, are all of your catchphrases just different ways of saying how hot you are?
- Human Torch: Yeah, you'd think I'd get tired of it, but no. Whoohoo, yeah!
- Human Torch: Hey, check it out, sis, I'm totally gonna knock off your high score!
- Invisible Woman: My high score? What is he talking about?
- Mr. Fantastic: I've programmed a bogus high score under your name. Johnny keeps trying to surpass it.
- Invisible Woman: You're a genius.
- Mr. Fantastic: I know.
- Iron Man: [hacking into the Skrull computer, Iron Man finds a Maskbook page for Skrully] What the Don Heck is this? The Skrull invation plan!
- Falcon: I found this in the lab. Now eat Alien laser cannon!
- [fires the device, but the Lethal Legion remain standing]
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Not an alien laser. That's an alien flashlight.
- [chirps]
- Falcon: [nervous laughter] Oh boy.
- Dr. Doom: This was all about string cheeeeeeeese? None acceptable to Dr. Doom! Someone will pay for this insolence!