- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [watching a movie] Hey, here's the best part. The monster's girlfriend's about to show up.
- Eric Bennett: [of Meg] You can say that again.
- J.D. Bennett: I wish I could stop this experiment long enough to grab a taco.
- [one flies from the electronic taco-making machine into his hand]
- J.D. Bennett: Now that's what I call service.
- Dr. Scarab: Where did you learn to fly, you brainless boob?
- Mechanic: [laughing] Gee, boss, I can't fly. I ain't got no wings. That's a joke, boss. That's a joke.
- Dr. Scarab: Yes, and so are you.
- Dr. Scarab: [preparing to attack] Fire Fire!
- Mechanic: Huh? *Where's* the fire?
- [grabs an extinguisher and sprays Glove]