South Park (TV Series)

Pee (2009)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Randy Marsh, Scientist #1, Mr. Pi Pi, Minority #1, Policeman, Minority #3, Scientist #2, Senor Lopez, Fireman, Scientist #4

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Guys? Guys!

  [walks into view and hugs Stan] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh it's true! You all did survive!

  Butters : Awww, you lived?

• Pee Level Official : I've just finished the tests. The water in your park is now 98% pee.

  Mr. Pi Pi : Yes, so what's-a the problem?

• Mr. Pi Pi : I come-a from the Venice. Venice is almost all pee, and we're doing just-a fine.

• Kyle Broflovski : I'm not getting back in the water.

  Stan Marsh : Aw, come on, Kyle.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude, I just found out that everybody pees in the pool. Why would I go back?

  Stan Marsh : Not everybody pees in the pool.

  Kyle Broflovski : Did you pee in the pool?

  Stan Marsh : Not today... yet.