Community (TV Series)

Comparative Religion (2009)

Anthony Michael Hall: Mike

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Quotes 

• Mike : Give me a winterdoodle!

  Jeff Winger : If you're trying to be menacing, maybe don't call the cookie by its name.

  Mike : Oh, you're funny. You're a funny man. Wanna hear something funny, funny man? Knock-knock. My fist up your balls!

  Jeff Winger : Who's there...?

• Mike : Look, this dude doesn't show up, we're definitely going to Applebee's, alright? 'Cause I'm getting in a fight no matter what today, I'm telling you, dude, right now.

• Shirley : Jeffrey. Kick his ass.

  Mike : Cavalry's here. Shirts off, boys.

  Britta : Come on, I'm being punk'd, right?

• Mike : Hey, look at that, Forehead's taking a test.

  Jeff Winger : Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?

  Mike : Did you just shoo me?

  Britta : Why don't you just kiss him already?

  Mike : Dude, I will shoo your nose down your throat.

  Jeff Winger : Señor Chang, can you do something about this?

  Señor Chang : I'll allow it.

  Mike : Qué pasa here, huh? It's usted, dude. Even I know that.

  [knocks test off the desk, laughing] 

  Jeff Winger : You picked the wrong day to correct my Spanish, No Sleeves. It's on.

  Abed : He's doing this for me. He's my bodyguard.

  Mike : You wanna dance?

  Britta : To some show tunes?

  Jeff Winger : No, I want to beat you and I'm gonna enjoy it, because you're like this school. You're obnoxious, cramping my style and you smell like french-fry oil.

  Mike : I don't get it.