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Sterling Archer : Forget about Krause, there's your bomber. That guy, Beardsley McTurban-head.
Malory Archer : You idiot. That's Sandhu Singh, the billionaire investor. He's a Sikh.
Sterling Archer : Oh, so if he's not a Muslim, he just gets a pass? Well that's called profiling Mother, and I don't do it.
Capt. Lammers : Mr. Singh is a Excelsior's majority shareholder.
Sterling Archer : So.
Capt. Lammers : If anything went wrong with this flight, he'd lose millions.
Sterling Archer : It's the perfect cover.
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Malory Archer : [Cheryl is lying unconscious in a pool of water] Oh, my God! What the hell happened here?
Pam : Well, she and Cyril were getting it on, and Cyril lost it...
Malory Archer : So he killed her?
Pam : No, no. And then Cheryl got all freaked out and, long story short, I had to drown her a little bit.
Malory Archer : So *you* killed her?
Pam : [Cheryl comes to, spluttering water,] Apparently not.
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Sterling Archer : Jesus! You want to blow us all to shit, Sherlock?
[Archer slaps the face of a man attempting to light a cigarette]
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Capt. Lammers : For the last time, the Excelsior is filled with non-flamable helium!
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Malory Archer : Oh, don't stand here gaping at me. Go... thwart something!
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Pam Poovey : Okay, so Cyril got in over his head.
Malory Archer : Jesus. God, did he kill her?
Pam Poovey : No, no, no. He ran from her to go confess to Lana. But then this one starts freaking out and long story short, I kinda had to drown her in the tub.
Malory Archer : So you killed her?
Pam Poovey : Apparently not, so good news.
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Capt. Lammers : We don't normally drink on the bridge.
Sterling Archer : Well I don't normally fly on the Hindenberg 2.0!
Lana Kane : And Cyril doesn't normally storm off without kissing me goodbye!
Sterling Archer : So we're all out of our comfort zone.
Malory Archer : Not me! My stateroom is gorgeous.
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Sterling Archer : Look how tiny this room is.
Malory Archer : Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet.
Sterling Archer : And yet, a surprising amount of storage.
Malory Archer : Oh, shut up. And Cyril, very eager to know why you're still here.
Agent Lana Kane : He was just...
Cyril Figgis : ...helping Lana get settled.
Sterling Archer : Trust me, Cyril, she already settled.