Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Empire Strikes Jack (2010)

Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey

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Quotes 

• Agnes Andrews : I'm sorry for torching your dresses. Truth is, they were awesome.

  Jenny Humphrey : Over it?

  Agnes Andrews : I missed you, bitch!

  [they hug] 

• Agnes Andrews : And you get to show him who's boss. You've got to take back your pride, babe!

  Jenny Humphrey : I have to admit, it's actually kind of awesome.

  Agnes Andrews : We're total bitches!

  [big smiles] 

• Jenny Humphrey : Come on, people. Trish, the girls look great. Are you ready?

  Trish : Mm.

  Jenny Humphrey : Uh... Show is in five minutes!

  [sees her friend those pills] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Agnes, where did you get that?

  Agnes Andrews : What? It's not like you were gonna do anything with it. Just a little party.

  [chuckles] 

  Jenny Humphrey : What about your ninety days?

  Agnes Andrews : Look, I need the Waldorfs of the world to think that I'm working a program so I can get hired.

  [shakes her head] 

  Jenny Humphrey : [shakes her head]  Okay, so I'm not gonna let you ruin the entire show.

  Agnes Andrews : And what are you gonna do? Waltz up to Eleanor, tell her that your drug dealer dumped your virgin ass and now the rest of her models are high on his stash?

  Jenny Humphrey : I will tell Eleanor exactly what happened. You know, this is my second chance.

  [shakes her head] 

  Jenny Humphrey : And you might not wanna change your life, but I wanna change mine.

• Trish : Hey, Jenny. Eleanor wanted to congratulate you on a great show...

  [has glass of champagne] 

  Trish : and say thanks for all your hard work.

  Jenny Humphrey : Oh, thank you. Last year, she congratulated me herself with a toast.

  Trish : Well, you deserve it.

  [Jenny takes first sip] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  We hear Eleanor's brought down the house.

  Agnes Andrews : [to Trish]  Did you give her one or two?

  Trish : Three.

  Gossip Girl : Sounds like a night to remember. If you can.

• Agnes Andrews : Oh, what's the matter, J.? Champagne go to your head?

  Jenny Humphrey : [dazed]  Did you put something in my drink?

  Agnes Andrews : [to her staggering rival]  You know, ever since I saw you at Eleanor's... all I could think about was payback for last year.

  [as Jenny's head spin and she has blurred vision:] 

  Agnes Andrews : And then Damian's party favors happen to fall into my lap. What, did you think I was gonna stand around all day and watch Eleanor kiss your ass?

  [smirks] 

  Agnes Andrews : You know, I was gonna have my own fashion line.

  [smirks] 

  Agnes Andrews : Things were gonna change for me. And then you had to go ahead and do it all your way.

  [raises glass] 

  Agnes Andrews : So, here's to you, J. Cheers.

  [Jenny staggers back]