- The Doctor: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
- Young Amy: Yes.
- The Doctor: Everything's going to be fine.
- The Doctor: C'mon, then! The Doctor will see you now!
- Atraxi: [after scanning The Doctor] You are not of this world.
- The Doctor: No but I've put a lot work into it.
- Atraxi: Is this world important?
- The Doctor: Important? What's that mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Oh come on, you're monitoring the whole planet! Is this world a threat?
- Atraxi: [after looking at a montage of world events] No.
- The Doctor: Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?
- Atraxi: [after viewing another montage about earth] No.
- The Doctor: Okay. One more, just one: is this world protected?
- [as the Atraxi views a montage of all the aliens who have attacked humanity in some way]
- The Doctor: You're not the first to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them?
- [Atraxi looks at a montage of the past ten Doctors. The Doctor steps through the montage when the 10th Doctor is shown]
- The Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically. Run.
- Young Amy: I'm not scared!
- The Doctor: Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of a box, man eats fish custard! And look at you... just sitting there. So you know what I think?
- Young Amy: What?
- The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.
- Young Amy: You're soaking wet.
- The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool.
- Young Amy: You said you were in the library.
- The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.
- Rory: Amy, he's taking his clothes off.
- The Doctor: Turn your back if it embarrasses you.
- Rory: Are you stealing clothes now? Those clothes belong to people you know.
- [turns around]
- Rory: [to Amy] Are you not going to turn your back?
- Amy Pond: [gazing intently at The Doctor] Nope.
- [Amy begins cooking]
- The Doctor: Ahh! Bacon!
- [the Doctor eats the bacon, then promptly spits it out]
- The Doctor: That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
- [Amy begins cooking again]
- The Doctor: Beans!
- [the Doctor eats the fried beans, and promptly spits them out]
- The Doctor: Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
- [Amy butters a slice of plain bread]
- The Doctor: Bread and butter! Now you're talking.
- [the Doctor runs outside and flings the bread and butter out]
- The Doctor: And stay out!
- Mrs Angelo: Amy, who is your friend?
- The Doctor: Who's Amy? You were Amelia!
- Amy Pond: Yeah, now I'm Amy!
- The Doctor: Amelia Pond - that was a great name!
- Amy Pond: Bit fairy tale.
- Mrs Angelo: I know you, don't I?
- The Doctor: Not me - brand new face
- [Pulls a funny face]
- The Doctor: First time on. And what sort of job is a kissogram?
- Amy Pond: I go to parties, and I... kiss people. With outfits. It's a laugh!
- The Doctor: You were a little girl five minutes ago!
- Amy Pond: You're worse than my aunt!
- The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt!
- [Turns to Mrs Angelo]
- The Doctor: And that is *not* how I'm introducing myself!
- Young Amy: What is it? What's wrong with you?
- The Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault, why can't you give me any decent food! You're Scottish, fry something!
- Amy Pond: And you kept the clothes.
- The Doctor: Well I just saved the world... the whole planet for about the millionth time, no charge, yeah, shoot me, I kept the clothes.
- Amy Pond: Including the bow tie.
- The Doctor: Yeah, it's cool, bow ties are cool.
- Amy Pond: Are you from another planet?
- The Doctor: Yeah.
- Amy Pond: Okay...
- The Doctor: So what do you think?
- Amy Pond: What?
- The Doctor: Other planets. Wanna check some out?
- The Doctor: [On the phone to the Atraxi] Oi! I didn't say you could go! Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation. This is a fully established, Level 5, planet, and you were going to burn it? What...? Did you think no one was watching? You lot, back here, now!
- [Ends the call and tosses phone to Rory]
- The Doctor: Ok. Now I've done it!
- Rory: Did he just bring them back? Did he just save the world from aliens, and then bring all the aliens back again?
- The Eleventh Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, cos it's important, and one day your life may depend on it.
- [He smiles]
- The Eleventh Doctor: I am definitely a madman with a box.
- Amy Pond: Will that door hold it?
- The Doctor: Oh yeah, yeah, course! It's an interdimensional multi-form from outer space, they're all 'terrified' of wood!
- The Doctor: No TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare... Who da man?
- [blank stares from Prisoner Zero, Rory, and Amy]
- The Doctor: [Mumbling] Oh, it's, I'm never saying that again, fine!
- The Doctor: How many rooms?
- Amy Pond: I'm sorry, what?
- The Doctor: On this floor, how many rooms? Count them for me now.
- Amy Pond: Why?
- The Doctor: Because it will change your life.
- Amy Pond: [pause] Five. One, two, three, four, five
- The Doctor: Six.
- Amy Pond: Six?
- The Doctor: Look.
- Amy Pond: Look where?
- The Doctor: Exactly where you don't want to look, where you never want to look. The corner of your eye. Look behind you.
- The Doctor: These are all coma patients?
- Rory: Yeah
- The Doctor: No, they're all the multiform. Eight comas, eight disguises for Prisoner Zero
- Amy Pond: He had a dog, though. There's a dog in a coma?
- The Doctor: Well, coma patient dreams he's walking a dog, Prisoner Zero gets a dog. Laptop! Your friend, what was his name, not him, the good looking one!
- Rory: Thanks!
- Amy Pond: Jeff.
- Rory: Oh, thanks.
- The Doctor: You wanted to come fourteen years ago. What happened?
- Amy Pond: I grew up.
- The Doctor: [He smiles] Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
- [He snaps his fingers and the TARDIS's door opens]
- The Doctor: So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will - where do you want to start?
- Amy Pond: And you kept the bow tie?
- The Eleventh Doctor: [looks at Amy]
- The Eleventh Doctor: Yes, bow ties are cool
- The Doctor: [Prisoner Zero is disguised as the Doctor] Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
- Rory: It's you.
- The Doctor: Me?
- [looks down]
- The Doctor: Is that what I look like?
- Rory: You don't know?
- The Doctor: Busy day! Why me, though? You're linked with her. Why are you copying me?
- Young Amy: [Prisoner Zero version] I'm not
- [appears from behind the fake Doctor]
- Young Amy: Poor Amy Pond. Still such a child inside. Dreaming of the magic Doctor she knows will return to save her. What a disappointment you've been
- The Doctor: No. She's dreaming about me cos she can still hear me!
- [the Atraxi have returned in response to the phone call from The Doctor]
- Amy Pond: So this was a good idea was it? They were leaving!
- The Doctor: Leaving is good - never coming back is better!
- The Doctor: [Realising he is actually 12 years late] Why did you say six months?
- Amy Pond: He's coming.
- The Doctor: This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months?
- Amy Pond: [Angrily] Why did you say five minutes?
- [repeated line]
- Atraxi: Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated!
- The Doctor: [the Doctor has transmitted the reset virus to everyone in the conference call, and asked them to ensure it is passed on] Any questions?
- Patrick Moore: Who's your lady friend?
- The Doctor: Patrick - behave!
- The Doctor: You're Amelia!
- Amy Pond: [pulling at her skirt] You're late!
- [starts walking off]
- The Doctor: [walking alongside] Amelia Pond! You're the little girl!
- Amy Pond: I'm Amelia, and you're late.
- The Doctor: What happened?
- Amy Pond: Twelve years!
- The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!
- Amy Pond: Ha! Twelve years!
- The Doctor: A cricket bat!
- Amy Pond: Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
- The Doctor: Four?
- Amy Pond: I kept biting them!
- The Doctor: Why?
- Amy Pond: They said you weren't real.
- Atraxi: [Garbled] Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated!
- Amy Pond: Come on! No, no, no! What! We're being staked out, by an ice cream van?
- [the Doctor and Amy run to the van]
- The Doctor: What is that? Why are you playing that?
- Ice Cream Man: It's supposed to be Clare de Lune!
- The Doctor: Amy Pond. The girl who waited. You waited long enough.
- Amy Pond: When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool. And a library, and the swimming pool was in the library.
- The Doctor: Yeah, not sure where it's got to now. It'll turn up. So, coming?
- Amy Pond: No.
- The Doctor: You wanted to come 14 years ago.
- Amy Pond: I grew up.
- The Doctor: Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
- Young Amy: Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
- [Amy trails off hearing the sound of the TARDIS crashing into her garden]
- Young Amy: Back in a moment.
- [Amy runs to her window and sees the "Police Public Call Box"]
- Young Amy: Thank you Santa.
- The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me cause it's important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!
- The Doctor: [Dialling a number on the phone] Sorry in advance, by the way
- Rory: What for?
- The Doctor: The bill!
- The Doctor: I'm saving the world - I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
- Amy Pond: Why me?
- The Doctor: Why not?
- Amy Pond: No seriously, you are asking me to run away with you in the middle of the night, it's a fair question. Why me?
- The Doctor: I don't know, it's fun. Do I have to have a reason?
- Amy Pond: People always have a reason.
- The Doctor: Do I look like people?
- Amy Pond: Yes.
- The Doctor: Been knocking around on my own for a while. My choice, but I've started talking to myself, all the time. It's giving me an earache.
- The Doctor: [Locking the door with the sonic screwdriver] Kissogram?
- Amy Pond: Yes! A Kissogram! What's going on?
- The Doctor: Why did you pretend to be a policewoman?
- [Runs towards the TARDIS]
- Amy Pond: [Chasing after him] You broke into my house! It was either this or a French Maid! What's going on? Tell me!
- The Doctor: [the Doctor has grabbed Rory's cameraphone and looked at the picture] The sun's going out and you're photographing a man and a dog. Why?
- Rory: [Notices Amy standing next to him] Amy!
- Amy Pond: Hi
- [Turns to the Doctor]
- Amy Pond: Oh, this is Rory, he's a... friend.
- Rory: Boyfriend.
- Amy Pond: Kind of boyfriend.
- Rory: Amy!
- The Doctor: Man and dog, why?
- Rory: [Looks the Doctor up and down] Oh, my god, It's him!
- Amy Pond: Just answer his question, please!
- Rory: But it's him though, the Doctor, the Raggady Doctor!
- Amy Pond: Yes, he came back!
- Rory: He was a story, he was a game...
- The Doctor: [Grabs Rory by the lapels] Man and dog, why, tell me, now!
- Rory: Sorry, it's just, he can't be there because he's
- The Doctor, Rory: In a hospital, in a coma.
- Rory: Yes
- [Prisoner Zero poses as a mother with two girls, but blows its cover by talking through the wrong mouth]
- Mother: Oh, I'm getting it wrong again, aren't I? I'm always doing that. So many mouths.
- [Prisoner Zero opens all of its mouths, revealing large, fanged teeth]
- The Doctor: Who's Amy? You were Amelia.
- Amy Pond: Yeah, now I'm Amy.
- The Doctor: Amelia Pond. That was a great name.
- Amy Pond: Bit fairytale.
- Young Amy: Are you okay?
- The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Hell of a climb back up.
- Young Amy: You're soaking wet.
- The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool.
- Young Amy: You said you were in the library.
- The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.
- The Doctor: An alien convict is hiding in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog and some other aliens who are about to incinerate your house. Any questions? Me too.
- The Doctor: Well that's good. Fantastic. That gives us 20 minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!
- The Doctor: What is that?
- Amy Pond: It's a duck pond.
- The Doctor: Why aren't there any ducks?
- Amy Pond: I don't know. There's never any ducks.
- The Doctor: Then how do you know it's a duck pond?