The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Street Fighter 2010 (2010)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'm getting murdered! I'm getting butt-fucked up the dick!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The final boss looks like a big festering ball sack that swallowed Grimace.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What the hell is this shit? There's metalic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jog straps, headless parrots with bottle caps, floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids! How did this happen? Oh, this is the year, 2010! This was all forseen in the game, Street Fighter 2010!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : In 5 years, we're gonna have hoverboards and automatic lace-up shoes! It better happen! If it doesn't, they should have had it be the year, 3000. Or at least 2100. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna be dead anyway. Better to be a mystery than to be wrong!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Who would have thought that Street Fighter's past would take place in the future, which is now the present?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : We're gonna be doing hadukens in space! We're gonna be doing sonic booms on the moon! We're gonna do sharukens up Uranus! Fuck Street Fighter 4! This is Street Fighter 2010!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : There are no streets in space, but there are definately fights.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The Japanese version had less to do with Street Fighter? As in nothing?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Street Fighter seemed to be the only franchise to have a game with it's own series.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's no wonder nobody ever played the first Street Fighter, but they changed the name of the title to Fighting Street. That doesn't make any sense. But at least you get to play as classic characters like, Ryu, George Washington and Abe Lincoln.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Come on! Do a Shuryuken! Shuryuken! More like Shure-you-can't. It's no wonder nobody remembers this game.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The irony is stunning, and I'm nerding the fuck out of myself!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : So that's five bosses, all in the same life bar and the same time limit!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : You have to 1. Beat all the bosses without getting hurt that much, 2. Get all the powerups, and 3. Do it as fast as shit! But once you do it, man, you're on top of the world!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What the hell is this poop plastered, shit smothered, piece of fuck?