The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Herring (2010)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : Where are my key?
[Jane holds up her keys]
Teresa Lisbon : You picked my pocket!
Patrick Jane : My turn to drive.
Teresa Lisbon : *Jane*!
Patrick Jane : Oh, don't be such an old lady. Get in. Your fears are groundless.
Teresa Lisbon : You're right. The car has airbags.
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Patrick Jane : Do you know a full grown elephant can eat up to 495 pounds of food per day?
Teresa Lisbon : Could you at least pretend to be helping?
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Abigail Barge : Tell Mr. Jane, he's a mean, irresponsible sadist.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh, I will.
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Kevin : I get a call from Horlick, and he says unless I want to end up like Jeff, I better get him the money he owed.
Teresa Lisbon : So you rob your dead brother's wife?
Kevin : She was always trying to turn Jeff against me. Said I was a bad influence or something.
Teresa Lisbon : Imagine that, huh? Crazy.
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Teresa Lisbon : You have 5 seconds to tell me what's going on?
Patrick Jane : First we need a drink.
[Jane grabs two champagne glasses]
Teresa Lisbon : Is it that bad?
Patrick Jane : [Sipping some champagne] It's lovely.
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Teresa Lisbon : What are you doing?
Patrick Jane : [Eating] Oh, um, Trying to get the taste of salty food out of my mouth. Pot de crème. It's basically, uh, pretentious chocolate pudding.
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Teresa Lisbon : It's okay. She's gone.
Patrick Jane : Who's gone?
Teresa Lisbon : Oh please, your guilty conscience is obvious and well deserved.
Patrick Jane : Man. Justice can be a harsh mistress.
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Wayne Rigsby : Why are we here? We don't know if it's a murder.
Teresa Lisbon : One of the chefs called her daddy who's a state senator, who called the AG, who called the assistant AG, who called me. So we're here. I hate politics.
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Teresa Lisbon : You said you had a fight with the victim. About what?
Duesterberg : Truffles.
Teresa Lisbon : Truffles?
Patrick Jane : Yes, they're a very pricey fungus.