The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Herring (2010)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : Dr Schneider. Long time. New threads. Sharp.
Dr. Schenider : Yes. The move from Sacramento has been quite pleasant. Fine wine. Lovely weather. No Patrick Jane.
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Patrick Jane : Money troubles?
Abigail Barge : How'd you guess?
Patrick Jane : It's a restaurant. They always have money troubles.
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Teresa Lisbon : Where are my key?
[Jane holds up her keys]
Teresa Lisbon : You picked my pocket!
Patrick Jane : My turn to drive.
Teresa Lisbon : *Jane*!
Patrick Jane : Oh, don't be such an old lady. Get in. Your fears are groundless.
Teresa Lisbon : You're right. The car has airbags.
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Duesterberg : This contest, Mr. Jane, is an affirmation of life. It's a testament that appetite still exists even in the face of death.
Patrick Jane : And you need the money.
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Patrick Jane : Do you know a full grown elephant can eat up to 495 pounds of food per day?
Teresa Lisbon : Could you at least pretend to be helping?
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Teresa Lisbon : You have 5 seconds to tell me what's going on?
Patrick Jane : First we need a drink.
[Jane grabs two champagne glasses]
Teresa Lisbon : Is it that bad?
Patrick Jane : [Sipping some champagne] It's lovely.
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Teresa Lisbon : What are you doing?
Patrick Jane : [Eating] Oh, um, Trying to get the taste of salty food out of my mouth. Pot de crème. It's basically, uh, pretentious chocolate pudding.
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Eliza Green : Just bring me to a hospital!
Patrick Jane : No. Hospital's terrible. Germ factories. You don't want to go there.
Eliza Green : *Are you insane*?
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Teresa Lisbon : It's okay. She's gone.
Patrick Jane : Who's gone?
Teresa Lisbon : Oh please, your guilty conscience is obvious and well deserved.
Patrick Jane : Man. Justice can be a harsh mistress.
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Teresa Lisbon : You said you had a fight with the victim. About what?
Duesterberg : Truffles.
Teresa Lisbon : Truffles?
Patrick Jane : Yes, they're a very pricey fungus.