- Meg Bennett: Mega-bummer; somebody pigged out on the pastry.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Don't look at me. I'm allergic to ki - ki - kiwi cake.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [F.L.U.F.F.I. uses one of his rays to stop the out-of-control remote-control boxing gloves] Oh, thanks, Fluff. They don't call you Mr. Subtlety for nothin'.
- Meg Bennett: This is from J.D. and Eric, and me.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Oh, so *that's* why you guys borrowed my allowance this week.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Oh, wow, an authentic twentieth-century rubber chicken.
- J.D. Bennett: Yep. They don't make 'em like *that* anymore.
- Helen Bennett: When will you wear it?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [aside to F.L.U.F.F.I] When it snows in Hawaii.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: Correction: it never - never - never snows in -
- [Bunji shoves the sweater into his mouth]
- Eric Bennett: There's no card on it.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Well, that's OK. I accept anonymous contributions.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [driving through a blizzard taking him along] My father did say no *living* creature. Right, Fluffer?
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: This is living?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: It's a good thing that accident doesn't go on my license. "Honest, officer, I never saw that mountain. It just -"
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Why didn't you tell me you could do that?
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: You did not ask - ask - ask.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Ask a robot a dumb question, ya get a smart answer.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Have you ever seen anything like it, F.L.U.F.F.I.?
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: [Computes for a moment] It is not in my memory banks.
- Karate-1: [after his meditation on the obelisk brings forth food, his dessert pie appears and splats him in the face] Guess I need a little more practice.
- Dr. Scarab: Blast those Bionic Six. They're never around when I want them.
- Mechanic: Yeah. Maybe we could get them to carry the gold for us.
- I.Q.: Making an early withdrawal from your piggybank, Mechanic? It's time for me to make a large deposit.
- [throws him into the vault]
- Bionic-1: [as he gapes at a hologram of himself] What's the matter, Glove; you seem beside yourself.
- Sport-1: There's got to be a way to find the real Scarab.
- Rock-1: But how? He's not gonna walk up to us and introduce himself.
- Dr. Scarab: [aiming sleep gas] Allow me to introduce myself. I'm - Dr. Scarab. And people say I don't have any manners.
- Mother-1: This is one of the most impressive things I've seen in my entire life.
- Dr. Scarab: I'm glad to hear it, because it's going to be the *last* thing you'll ever see.
- [last lines]
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: [flinging his arms around him] F.L.U.F.F.I.!
- Meg Bennett: I never saw anybody get so excited over an empty can.
- F.L.U.F.F.I.: It's the thought that counts.