Win Win (2011)

Alex Shaffer: Kyle

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• Mike Flaherty : [to the wrestling team]  Now, did you all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right? Kyle, show the guys what you did.

  Kyle : It's kind of my own thing.

  Mike Flaherty : Well, can you share it with us?

  Kyle : But it's not even a move or anything.

  Mike Flaherty : It's okay.

  Kyle : All right. Well, I just tell myself that the guy on top's tryin' to take my head and shove it under water and kill me, and if I don't wanna die on bottom, I have to do whatever the fuck it takes to get out.

  Stephen Vigman : [breaking a stunned silence]  Okay. So the move is "Whatever the fuck it takes." Let's go. Let's work on it.

  Terry Delfino : [chiming in forcefully as if knowledgeable]  WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES! LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. UP!

• Jackie Flaherty : Does she even know you're here?

  Kyle : My mom? She doesn't care about me.

  Jackie Flaherty : How do you know? She's probably worried sick and doesn't know how to reach you.

  Kyle : [holding up his cell phone]  She could've called, right?

• Kyle : If he's Darth Vador, you're the Secret Apprentice.

• Leo Poplar : Don't take any shit from any of those guys.

  Kyle : I won't.

• Kyle : If I wanna smoke, should I go outside?

  Jackie Flaherty : You shouldn't be smoking.

  Kyle : I know. But if I do.

  Jackie Flaherty : Then you should go outside.