The Good Guys (TV Series)

Small Rooms (2010)

Colin Hanks: Jack Bailey

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Quotes 

• Jack Bailey : [Lying to Lieutenant Ruiz]  You're never going to believe what happened to us on our union-mandated lunch break...

• Dan Stark : Hey, I'm sorry I planted that gun. I can't help but feel that I'm partially responsible for this.

  Jack Bailey : Partially? You're entirely responsible.

• Jack Bailey : [after Dan sums up Jack's love life]  Bringing out the big guns on that one, aren't you?

  Dan Stark : Big guns is all I carry.

• Jack Bailey : Do you know what is not a convincing argument for committing a felony? Because I'm a cop!

• Dan Stark : There's no prints on that. I looked.

  Jack Bailey : Yeah, well, technology's come a long way since "I looked".

• Dan Stark : Why don't you sniff on those seats there and see if there's some fluids.

  Jack Bailey : That's not going to happen.

• Dan Stark : It's not what it looks like.

  Jack Bailey : Oh really? It looks like you stole a semi-automatic weapon from the Evidence Locker and planted it in the bushes of the mother of my ex-girlfriend.

  Dan Stark : I guess it is kinda what it looks like.

• Dan Stark : Maybe you should trust me.

  Jack Bailey : Trust you? Dan, you have been lying to me the whole time.

  Dan Stark : Yes, but that's exactly why you can trust me. Because you know I'm going to lie to you.

• Dan Stark : Hey, I want you to know that if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.

  Jack Bailey : That's the best reason to stay alive I could possibly imagine.

• Jack Bailey : [to a Guatemalan suspect]  What is your name?

  Dan Stark : Que pasa your nombre, hombre?

  [a mixture of Spanish & English that literally translates to 'What's up your name, man?]