Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Lodger (2010)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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The Doctor : I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor; I don't know why. I call me the Doctor, too. I still don't know why.
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Sean : You are so on the team! Next week we've got the Crown & Anchor. We're going to annihilate them!
The Doctor : [gets in Sean's face] Annihilate? No! No violence, do you understand me? Not while I'm around, not today, not ever. I'm the Doctor. The Oncoming Storm... and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
Sean : Yeah.
The Doctor : Lovely. What sort of time?
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The Doctor : Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream.
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Craig Owens : Listen, Mike and I had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout.
[winks]
Craig Owens : Okay?.
The Doctor : [winks back] Why would I want that?
Craig Owens : Well, in case you want to bring someone round, a girlfriend or a...
[looks at the Doctor up and down]
Craig Owens : boyfriend...
The Doctor : Oh, I will. I'll shout... if that happens. Something like... I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!
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Craig Owens : Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird?
The Doctor : They never really stop.
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Craig Owens : Will it work?
The Doctor : Yes.
Craig Owens : Are you sure?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Is that a lie?
The Doctor : Of course it's a lie!
Craig Owens : It's good enough for me. Geronimo!
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The Doctor : Six billion people? Watching you two work, I'm starting to wonder where they all come from.
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The Doctor : Ah you want to see my credentials...
[shows psychic paper]
The Doctor : There, national insurance number.
[passes psychic paper behind his back]
The Doctor : NHS number.
[passes psychic paper behind his back again]
The Doctor : References.
Craig Owens : [incredulous] Is that a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
The Doctor : I'm his special favourite. Shhh.
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Craig Owens : Where did you learn to cook?
The Doctor : Paris, in the... 18th century.
[Craig stares at him incredulously]
The Doctor : No, hang on, that's not recent, is it? 17th. No, no, no, no. 20th. Sorry, I'm not used to doing them in the right order.
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The Doctor : [to Amy on earpiece] To anyone else hearing this conversation, we're talking absolute gibberish.
The Doctor : [Craig hearing through the wall with the same inflection] Practical eruption in chicken, Descartes Lombardy spiral.
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[hands his new landlord a paper bag full of money]
The Doctor : Yes, quite right, have some rent. That's probably quite a lot, isn't it? Looks like a lot. Is it a lot? I can never tell.
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The Doctor : No, I'll fix it, I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister.
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The Doctor : Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless you like sweets. I like sweets.
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Craig Owens : [opening door, believing it to be Sophie] I love you!
The Doctor : Well, that's good, because I'm your new lodger.
[Craig stares at him in shock]
The Doctor : D'you know, this is going to be easier than I expected.
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Amy Pond : Football. Okay, well done, that is normal. Yeah, football, all outdoorsy.
The Doctor : Now, football's the one with the sticks, isn't it?
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The Doctor : 6,000,400,026 people in the world. That's the number to beat.
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The Doctor : Hello, I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue, please state the nature of your emergency.
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[the Doctor is desperately trying to persuade Craig to do something that's been fatal for everyone else so far]
Craig Owens : Will it work?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Are you sure?
The Doctor : Yes!
Craig Owens : Is that a lie?
The Doctor : Of course it's a lie!
Craig Owens : That's good enough for me!
[Does as the Doctor says]