Family Guy (TV Series)
Quagmire's Dad (2010)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
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Quotes
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Joe Swanson : [listening to one of Dan's stories, texting to Peter] How gay is this guy?
Peter Griffin : [texting back] So ducking gay.
[seeing the typo]
Peter Griffin : Oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct. But, uh, yeah, he's super gay.
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Joe Swanson : [meeting Quagmire's dad] I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
[he leans back in his wheelchair, akin to standing up straight, and salutes]
Dan Quagmire : I'll take it. And a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.