Community (TV Series)
Basic Genealogy (2010)
Katharine McPhee: Amber
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : [smiling] Nana, here's your switch.
Nana : Bring it here. Oh, I'll make do.
[cheerfully]
Britta Perry : Okay.
[Britta presents her right hand, palm down]
Britta Perry : Let me have it.
Nana : I ain't no nun. Bend over.
[with a worried look Britta turns her right hand palm up]
Nana : Drop your pants and get over my lap.
Troy Barnes : [whispers to Britta] All you have to do is walk away.
[Britta, with a satisfied smile, sets her purse down, removes her leather jacket, lowers her pants and lies on Nana's lap]
Troy Barnes : What are you doing?
Nana : She's respecting her elders.
Britta Perry : See, Troy, did you think I was a hypocrite? That I wouldn't really...
[whipping noise]
Britta Perry : Okay, ow, that really... Whoo! Okay, that really...
[crying]
Troy Barnes : [crying] I don't understand you, Britta. I don't understand you at all.
[Britta and Troy sobbing]
Jeff Winger : You know what? Totally wrong room. Will you get the door?
Amber : Mm-hmm.
Troy Barnes : [screaming] She's had enough!
[sobbing]
Troy Barnes : She's had enough!
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Pierce Hawthorne : Jeff, what are you still doing here?
Jeff Winger : I go to school here, remember?
Pierce Hawthorne : Well, Amber, there's a Pictionary tournament in the student lounge. Would you like to play?
Amber : Sure. Is Jeff joining us?
Jeff Winger : I can't. I have to go.
Pierce Hawthorne : [to Jeff] Come on, stay.
Jeff Winger : I can't.
Amber : Then maybe I shouldn't stay either.
Pierce Hawthorne : [to Jeff] Stay.
Jeff Winger : You think I should?
Pierce Hawthorne : I think you have to.
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Jeff Winger : Well, you're too gorgeous to be a teacher, and you're too happy to be a student. Take me to where your car broke down.
Amber : I'm here for family day. I'm looking for my family.
Jeff Winger : Oh, well, I'm sure at the very least I can fill in for a creepy Uncle. Jeff.
Amber : Amber.
Pierce Hawthorne : There she is! Look at you, all grown up.
Amber : Hey.
Pierce Hawthorne : Jeff, this is my stepdaughter, Amber.
Jeff Winger : Small world.
Pierce Hawthorne : No, actually, it's a very big world with five billion other women in it.
[chuckling]
Pierce Hawthorne : Good luck. Come on, I'll show you around.
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Ben Chang : Looks like Pierce broke the piggy bank at the escort service this time.
Pierce Hawthorne : Hey! Duck sauce, that was rude. The call girls I frequent are not nearly as attractive as my daughter.
Amber : Stepdaughter. Technically ex-stepdaughter.
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Pierce Hawthorne : You know, your mother April...
Amber : Wanda. Her name's Wanda.
Pierce Hawthorne : Was it Wanda?
Amber : Yes.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Over the course of seven marriages, ive amassed some 32 stepchildren. And obviously, Amber's my favorite.
Amber : Yeah, there was something about his mass emails that made me certain this would be a family reunion.
Pierce Hawthorne : Sure is, sweetie. She's going to photography school.
Jeff Winger : Oh, that sounds interesting.
Pierce Hawthorne : Keep it in your pants, Winger. You're embarrassing yourself. She may be hot, but she's my princess.
Amber : Step-princess.