- Doug: Get your ass to Mars!
- Jeremy: Okay, all you noobs! Listen up! I'm the new raid leader, if you do exactly what I say, you might for one second in your life - experience what it's like to not totally suck!
- Doug: Dude, your mom is totally lying! There's no way she loves you if she canceled your Internet!
- Jeremy's Mom: I tried to get the kind of Internet that is for learning and cancel the games... but they said it's all one big bundle package? And I had no choice; I just had to cancel it all.