It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain (2021)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

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• Dennis Reynolds : And by the way, the tattoo, the -- can we talk about that? The shamrock tattoo?

  Mac : You wanna see it?

  [he unzips his pants] 

  Dennis Reynolds : No, I don't wanna see it, goddamn it!

  Charlie Kelly : NO!

  Dennis Reynolds : You're getting rid of all the other tattoos, and not the worst tattoo?

  Charlie Kelly : You're keeping the shamrock?

  Dennis Reynolds : I want it gone. We want it gone!

  Charlie Kelly : It's bad tattoo, Mac.

  Mac : [angry]  So you thought you'd just unravel my entire identity?

  Dennis Reynolds : We didn't unravel anything!

  Charlie Kelly : Nothing's unraveled! You're still you! You've always been you!

  Mac : Fine, you know what? You take that liquid meat bodybag and you get it up the goddamn hill by yourself, 'cause I'm out!

  [he stomps away down the hill] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Is he gonna get rid of the tattoo?

  Charlie Kelly : He's not gonna get rid of it.

  [yells after Mac] 

  Charlie Kelly : Are you getting rid of the tattoo?

  Dennis Reynolds : Are you gonna get rid of the tattoo?

  Mac : I'm gonna get another shamrock tattoo on the other leg!

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't you dare!

  Mac : Oh, I'm gonna do it!

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, you son of a bitch!

• Mac : I'm starting to see myself as more of a problem solver, I think that actually could be a new identity. I'm gonna put that on the list, you guys are gonna wanna hear this... So, uh, Dutch first. Dutch first, then gay, then problem solver. Now, could you repeat that back to me, 'cause I think...

  Charlie Kelly : Oh dude, shut up! Oh my God! Alright, you're Irish, Mac.

  Frank Reynolds : Yeah. You're not Dutch.

  Mac : What?

  Charlie Kelly : You're Irish, right? But we knew you were gonna be so goddamn annoying about it on the trip, and that it was gonna be the only thing you talked about, so we paid your mom to tell you you were Dutch!

  Frank Reynolds : It cost us a couple of loosies.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, your mom does not like you, dude.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, but I mean, Luther Vandross, Mac? Really? Luther Vandross?

  Dennis Reynolds : Come on, Mac.

  Charlie Kelly : But somehow, it's been even worse! You're talking about your identity even more! I can't believe it!

  Mac : Why would you do that?