Smallville (TV Series)

Luthor (2010)

Erica Durance: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : What are these for?

  Clark Kent : Nothing says "Sorry My Doppelganger From A Parallel Earth Tried To Kill You" like flowers.

  Lois Lane : I think there's a card for that now.

  Clark Kent : The store was out. I destroyed the mirror box. You won't ever have to worry about seeing him again.

  Lois Lane : He wasn't you, Clark. I mean, not *you* you.

  Clark Kent : Well, I know the circumstances were different from that side, but that was still me in that mirror. And the way you looked at me, Lois, it was so much hate... it was like you already formed your opinion about Clark Luthor - for good reason. He was a monster. I was a monster.

  Lois Lane : Kind of makes you wonder how "Earth Two" Lois Lane managed to put up with such a colossal tool.

  Clark Kent : Consider yourself universally consistent. Didn't cut him any slack. But I do think she was about to give him another chance.

  Lois Lane : You don't need to worry about second chances with me. You're doing really well with the first one.

• Lois Lane : Clark, if this is some kind of red-K episode, we can work this out.

  [he grabs and throws her across the room] 

  Tess Mercer : Leave her alone!

  Clark Luthor : I wouldn't worry about Lane, sis. It's remarkable what you can hear when you stop to listen.

  Tess Mercer : You can't stay here.

  Clark Luthor : I can do whatever I want. I'm not going back to Lionel's world. 'Cause that's exactly what it is, Lionel's. This world will be mine. Give me the box.

  Tess Mercer : And if I don't?

  Clark Luthor : I'll kill you.

• Lois Lane : All of the people in all the streets in the whole world, you're the person I have to hit?

• Lois Lane : [Watching Tess at Watchtower]  Okay, I'm not really sure what you're doing, but I'm perfectly willing to run around and frown at technology if it'll lend a hand.

• Oliver Queen : Nighty night!

  Clark Kent : I'm me. Lois? Please. Tell them. I'm me.

  Lois Lane : [studying him, then lowering her crossbow]  Stop.

  [forcing Oliver to lower his bow] 

  Lois Lane : Stop. Stop! It's him.

• Clark Kent : Where I'm from, Lois Lane, you and I, we're allies. And you always have my back. How else would I know that you're brave and loyal, and a force of nature?

  Lois Lane : Anybody could have told you that about me.

  Clark Kent : Look, you misspell words, simple words, at an alarmingly frequent basis. And you never admit when I'm right, even when I call you on it.

  Lois Lane : Why would I?

  Clark Kent : And you can always tell when I'm lying. You can see right through me straight to my soul, to my heart. Lois, there's got to be a part of you that knows that I'm telling the truth.

  Lois Lane : Who are you?

  Clark Kent : My name is Clark Kent, and I promise, Lois, I will never let this happen to us. I can't live in a world where you don't love me.

• Lois Lane : It's not like the whole world hates you, Oliver.

  Oliver Queen : No. No, just the greater metropolitan area. Be nice to have a couple of people out there backing me up.

  Lois Lane : I'd like to think that I'm all the cavalry you'll ever need.

• Oliver Queen : Why me, Lois? Why me?

  Lois Lane : Because... you are a very, very good man.

  Oliver Queen : There's got to be somebody out there better than me, right?

  Lois Lane : Mm-mm. If he is, I've never found him.

• Coffee Shop Customer : Are you Lois Lane?

  Lois Lane : Uh, who wants to know?

  Coffee Shop Customer : [offering his phone]  Whoever's on the other side of my cell.

• Tess Mercer : If I'm calling you, Lane, it's for a reason.

  Lois Lane : Tess? How are you doing this?

  Tess Mercer : Look to your left.

  [Lois looks to her right] 

  Tess Mercer : Your other left.

  [glancing left, Lois notices a surveillance camera] 

  Tess Mercer : Watchtower is everywhere. Now get up here. We have a problem.

• Tess Mercer : Considering that I can't successfully round up the troops, I just assumed that Watchtower was the safest place in the city.

  Lois Lane : For who?

  Tess Mercer : For you.

  Lois Lane : From who?

  Tess Mercer : From Clark.

  Lois Lane : Wait. My Clark?

  Tess Mercer : Not exactly. And it's only a matter of time before he realizes that I'm not his Tess.

  [hearing a whoosh outside] 

  Tess Mercer : He found us.