Smallville (TV Series)
Isis (2010)
Keri Lynn Pratt: Cat Grant
Quotes
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Cat Grant : It's time the world knows the truth. That the Blur is nothing but a liar and a thief. Lois isn't going to know what hit her.
Tess Mercer : Ohhh, If this is just a petty attempt for you to one-up a fellow reporter, Cat...
Cat Grant : Oh, I'm not trying to scoop Lois, she is the scoop. Lois Lane is the Blur!
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Cat Grant : Time is 11:23. I'm on the hunt for the Blur. I'm betting she'll come here to the night museum looking for artifacts. And when she does... surprise, you're on America's unfunniest home videos.
[spies Lois, possessed by Isis]
Isis : As once you lived, Osiris, so shall you live again. Through the ritual of life, I shall restore your heart and claim your body for the soul.
Cat Grant : I will never understand liberals.
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Lois Lane : [Cat stabs her in the hand with a pen] OW! What the hell?
Clark Kent : [catching her hand as she throws a punch] Ladies, who wants to go first?
Lois Lane : [simultaneously] She stabbed me.
Cat Grant : She's the Blur!
Lois Lane : That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And I thought you were a bottle blonde.
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Clark Kent : Cat, there's something you should know.
Cat Grant : Don't even bother protecting her, Clark. I know the truth, and I have proof.
Clark Kent : What kind of proof?
Cat Grant : Photographic. I caught little miss liar conducting some sort of satanic S-E-X ritual last night. I couldn't see who else was there, but once I print those photos, it won't matter. I'll have my evidence. And everyone will see the Blur for the deviant menace she is.
Lois Lane : First, are you twelve? And second, I may be no angel, honey, but I am definitely not into the devil.
Cat Grant : Oh, yeah? Why don't I show you the pictures?
[Clark whooshes away and back]
Cat Grant : Then you'll see what you have to say. Should make for a great quote.
[her phone falls apart as she holds it up]
Cat Grant : Oh, my god. Those were my only copies.
Lois Lane : Well, that's a rookie mistake. You need to always back up your evidence.
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Cat Grant : [accusing her of being the Blur] Pretend all you want, Lois, but there's just no other explanation.
Clark Kent : Actually, there is. Lois was possessed by the spirit of Isis.
Cat Grant : You know, I may have kept my youthful good looks, but I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not buying it, Clark.
Lois Lane : Well, your only options are cash or credit. Because Clark just told you the truth.
[he pulls her away]
Lois Lane : This is Metropolis; weird things happen all the time. Get used to it.
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Cat Grant : I know who this is. Even when no one else believes in you, he's the one person who loves you unconditionally. The one you'd risk anything for. You need Peter Pan and chicken noodle soup.
Tess Mercer : Excuse me?
Cat Grant : That's what my little boy wants when he's not feeling well. I know the look of a worried mother when I see one.
Tess Mercer : This boy's not my son.
Cat Grant : Oh. Oh, with the red hair, I just assumed that...
Tess Mercer : Are you here to pitch the follow-up to your last piece about the problematic squirrel population?
Cat Grant : They're rodents, and probably rabid. Whatever. Um... what I'm working on now is a history-making headline. I know the identity of the Blur. And that so-called hero is right in your bullpen.
Tess Mercer : I'll admit that our HR office needs a little bit of work, but...
Cat Grant : Being a reporter is the perfect cover for the Blur. You... you can be first on scene and no one will question it. You-you can cover your tracks, you can blow your own horn.
Tess Mercer : You can be surrounded by people who expose secrets for a living?
