The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Toast Derivation (2011)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Penny : So, where do you guys want to go dancing?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : We were hoping you'd know a place.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, perhaps somewhere packed tightly with young beautiful bodies, sweating and writhing against each other in a glorious orgy of the flesh.

  Penny : Oh yeah, I know that place.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies that I've perfected over the years. For example, do you have an electric toothbrush?

  Penny : Uh, no.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You should get one.

• Penny : Let's go find me a heinie to bite.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Yo, P-Dawg.

• [Amy and Bernadette want to take Penny out for a girl's night, but Penny doesn't want to] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.