The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Toast Derivation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : So, where do you guys want to go dancing?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : We were hoping you'd know a place.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, perhaps somewhere packed tightly with young beautiful bodies, sweating and writhing against each other in a glorious orgy of the flesh.

  Penny : Oh yeah, I know that place.

• Penny : Let's go through this one more time. Just because Leonard has a new girlfriend does not mean I need to go out and hook up with some guy.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : But you could if you wanted to, right?

  Penny : Well yeah, I guess.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Pick out the hottest guy in the room, take him home, do unspeakable things to him, then kick him to the curb with a smile on his face and teeth marks on his heinie?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies that I've perfected over the years. For example, do you have an electric toothbrush?

  Penny : Uh, no.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You should get one.

• Penny : Let's go find me a heinie to bite.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.