"The Big Bang Theory" The Toast Derivation (TV Episode 2011) - Aarti Mann as Priya Koothrappali

[Usual gang and Priya are gossiping about Sheldon]

Howard Wolowitz : Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?

Priya : Oh, God! You're kidding?

Raj Koothrappali : Nope. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterward and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could've put a little more thought into Windows Vista."

[all laugh]

Leonard Hofstadter : Bam! Right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.
[Priya has made some homemade chili, albeit with beans, which is counter to the Texan definition of chili - Sheldon is Texan - and the fact is fodder for know-it-all Sheldon]

Priya : Would you like some homemade chili?

Sheldon Cooper : Are there beans in it?

Priya : [guardedly] Yes?

Sheldon Cooper : Then it's not chili. Real chili has no beans in it, but you're from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.

Priya : [a bit exasperated] Sheldon, do you want some or not?

Sheldon Cooper : Yes, please.

[to Leonard, quietly]

Sheldon Cooper : Your girlfriend's a little short-tempered.
Priya : Sheldon's a bit quirky, isn't he?

Howard Wolowitz : Oh please, that crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rearview mirror.
Priya : There's no assigned seats, Sheldon. Just sit anywhere, make yourself comfortable.

Sheldon Cooper : Oh, what fun. We're like hippies at a love-in.

Leonard Hofstadter : Just sit here.

Sheldon Cooper : Right on, man, right on.

Aarti Mann: Priya Koothrappali