Friends with Benefits (2011)

Justin Timberlake: Dylan

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Quotes 

• Jamie : Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?

  Dylan : They do, it's called porn.

• Tommy : You know what I discovered? It's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with. Feel me, Felix?

  Dylan : Yeah, but then it's every Saturday for the rest of your life...

  Tommy : It's OK, you don't get it. It's no big deal. But you will. One day you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away. Like you can't breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish...

  Dylan : Yeah, I... I get it, Tommy.

  Tommy : Yeah, you don't.

• Dylan : Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?

  Jamie : History, personal experience, romantic comedies.

• Dylan : Breasts.

  Jamie : Really? I think they're so tiny.

  Dylan : They're still breasts.

  Jamie : Thank you!

• Jamie : Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?

  Dylan : It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And fuck do I regret that one!

• Dylan : I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.

  Tommy : Who's that? That headhunter?

  Dylan : Uh-huh.

  Tommy : What, you guys going out now?

  Dylan : No, no, no, we're just friends. We're... messing around a little bit.

  Tommy : What do you mean?

  Dylan : Sleeping together. But it's just sex.

  Tommy : That never works, bro. She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.

  Dylan : Jamie's different.

  Tommy : Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina?

  Dylan : No penis.

  Tommy : Then she's no different.

• Jamie : Oh... my butt.

  Dylan : What?

  Jamie : My butt!

  Dylan : Really?

  Jamie : No! My butt is cramping. Can you grab a pillow?

  Dylan : [puts a pillow in her low back]  So... there is not butt?

  Jamie : NO.

• Dylan : [after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair]  I'm your boss! Give me your pants!

• Dylan : What do you know about women, anyway?

  Tommy : Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.

  Dylan : Yeah, bro - you're gay!

  Tommy : But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.

• [Tommy leaps over a wall into the Hudson River, and Dylan finds out...] 

  Dylan : You have a boat?

  Tommy : I live in Jersey. I ain't taking no ferry... Unless it's out to dinner and a show.

• Dylan : So, it's always just about sex, then?

  Tommy : No... I've been in love. I went down that rabbit hole.

• Police officer : This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.

  Jamie : We gotta jump.

  [Jamie jumps down from the sign] 

  Jamie : Dylan, jump!

  Dylan : I'm f-frozen!

  Police officer : Come on, get down! Sir, this is your last warning.

  Jamie : Use the ladder!

  Dylan : I have a fear of heights! Also, he-he-helicopters! They don't make sense to me!

  Jamie : What do you mean you have a fear of heights? Why would you come up here?

  Dylan : You called me a pu-pussy!

• Jamie : I'm pulling up my bible app.

  Dylan : You have a bible app?

  Jamie : Yes I am a good girl.