Rob Walker: Rob, Santa Christ, Dino Rob, Analyst 1, Chart Guy, Chuck Jaffers, The Executor, Self, Christopher Walken, Ralph Bakshi, Shyamalan, Vincent Price, Audience Member #2, Christopher Walken (voice), Dino-Rob, Director, Doctor, Jeff Goldblum, Narrator, Shyamalan - voice, Skeletor, Social Justice Peck, 'Man of Steel' General Zod, Adam Sandler (voice), Alfred Pennyworth, Analyst, Analyst 2, Aquaman - voice, Archer, Assistant, Beheaded Victim, Bill Murray, Caller, Cameraman, Carl Copenhagen, Chris Miller, Christopher Clodd, Commentator #1, Commercial announcer, Cop, Count von Count - Voice, Cthulhu - voice, Dark Rob, Darth Vader, Department of Records Representative, Director - voice, Doomsday, Emperor Palpatine, Engineer #3, Executive, Fashion Show Audience Member, Future Critic Body Double, Gandalf, Gargoyle, Geeky Kid, George Lucas, Georges Méliès, Guillermo del Toro, Guy At Parking Meter, Guy Who Hits Critic With Ruler, Guy moving the Critic's chair at the end, Guy with Problem, Hannibal Lector, Harvey Korman, Herr Zeller, Impractical Joe, Indominus Rex, Interviewer, Jeremy Irons, Joe, John Hammond, John Wayne Gacy, Jon Favreau, Jonathan Kent, Joseph McCarthy, Ludendorff, Luke, Ma-Ti (voice), Man in Office #4, Milk Bully, Monk, Morty, Mr. Magoo, Mr. Puppy, N.A.R.C. Leader, Onlooker, Onlooker #1, Orson Welles, Policeman, Power Rangers Alarm, Restraining Doctor, Robert Downey Jr., Russian Druglord, Seahorse, Sean Connery, Singer, Singing Bust, Soldier, Stagehand #3, Stanley the Troll...