The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Red Ball (2010)

Edward Asner: Ed Wuncler

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• Ed Wuncler : But we're Americans. We don't quit just because we're wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing until it turns out right.

• Ed Wuncler : Tragically, we've just received word that the ref strangled himself, jumped off a bridge, then overdosed on amphetamines.

  Mr. Long Dou : Send my condolences to his family.

  Ed Wuncler : But fortunately, we've found a completely fair and impartial replacement.

  Uncle Ruckus : Hey there, Chairman Mao.

• Ed Wuncler : I present the Woodcrest Harmonious kickball team. First, coutesy of Blackwater, USA, the senior squad.

  Huey Freeman : Mercenaries?

  Ed Wuncler : They prefer the term "private kickball contractors".

• Ed Wuncler : I'm prepared to blackmail you with a picture of you wearing Kanye West Venetian sunglasses, nut-hugger jeans, and Louis Vuitton driving shoes.